Blog - The Brit on the Block
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down
Friday already…..funny how the weeks are just speeding up as we get towards the end of the year. It is as though Father Time knows we are not even slightly ready to cook a sodding Turkey, and start that bloody awful Christmas shopping stuff….ugh…
Ha Har Matey’s!
There is big news from Oklahoma this week…….I have turned into a pirate! No, I do not have a wooden leg, nor do I wear a tricorn (that’s a triangular hat from years gone by). Nothing so common for me dear readers……however, the latest addition to my personal life is a PATCH !
The Anniversary……
Hello all! I hope you have made it through the week in one piece! Here in Oklahoma, we are enjoying a lovely autumn, warm sunny days and cooler...
Deep Thoughts….
Sometimes I think that all women should become actresses during the years that they go through menopause, because this is the only stage in my life that I can ever remember being so easily brought to tears, and then complete and utter rage, all within the space of a few minutes!
Ramblings….
Another week draws to a close. It has been a good week for me, as Forrest the Gumpmeister has been in Alaska all week….yup, Alaska, the last wild frontier. He goes every year to fly fish for salmon.
Bubbles….
So the other day I went online and played Bubbletown. Back in the day when I was still a facebook person, I always got messages saying “So and so is on level 20 of Bubbletown”, and I thought it was some fancy mall somewhere….
When it Rains…
he past two weeks, me and the Gumpster have been focusing on making our mechanic a millionaire. Ever since I had the dastardly car wreck a few weeks ago, there has been a pattern of things going wrong.
More Nonsense….
Happy September everyone! You can almost feel the hint of autumn in the air – well you can if you are up every morning at 5:30 a.m. Really, you Americans just don’t get it. In Europe, you will find that most jobs start at 9 o’clock.
Life in Tomato Patch USA-ugh
Hello again everyone. Another week draws to a close, and I am so ashamed to tell you that I have not lost a single ounce since my last post….I could make many excuses, and they would be good excuses, but the truth is I have maintained this illustrious weight due solely to the fact that I have stuffed everything covered in chocolate down my gaping and fat neck.
Bunnies, Weight-Loss & Smelly Dogs…oh my!
It is amazing to think that we have already cruised through half of August. Especially as I keep finding Christmas ornaments that I still haven’t put away. Oh well, save some time this year I suppose.