When it Rains…
he past two weeks, me and the Gumpster have been focusing on making our mechanic a millionaire. Ever since I had the dastardly car wreck a few weeks ago, there has been a pattern of things going wrong.
Diets are not Good for You!
Greetings….from your chocolate deprived (or is it depraved) friend Jude. Since I last whined to you I have…..
I am FAT………
This week I have 3 Christmas parties to go to. For 23 years, back when I was single and skinny, I would have given ANYTHING to have 3 parties to go to. But no, for 23 years I was condemned … Continued
The Ravings of a sick mind…..
few weeks ago I was bragging to all of you about how I was going to the gym. I was determined to finally lose all the post-pregnancy weight I have carried around for the past 34 years (funny how that works), and I was miraculously going to look younger and fitter, just by going to the gym.
Say NO to Make-Up!!!!!!
Today I have on no make-up.