When it Rains…

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he past two weeks, me and the Gumpster have been focusing on making our mechanic a millionaire. Ever since I had the dastardly car wreck a few weeks ago, there has been a pattern of things going wrong.

The Ravings of a sick mind…..

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few weeks ago I was bragging to all of you about how I was going to the gym. I was determined to finally lose all the post-pregnancy weight I have carried around for the past 34 years (funny how that works), and I was miraculously going to look younger and fitter, just by going to the gym.


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You should see how gray my hair is nowadays…..yesterday I was getting into my car outside the butcher’s shop, clutching a bag of hot links like they were my new lover, when one of my neighbours from a year ago spotted me.