I’m just a little testy

posted in: Animals, Gump, Weather | 12

It’s bloody hot. My hair is frizzy, I remain trapped in a permanent state of hot flashes. The only antidote to my condition would be a nice dip in a swimming pool, and of course, I don’t have one (see the previous blog) ☹

Busy doing very little

One of the hardest things about writing a blog is you need to have actually done something, ANYTHING, so you have a topic to write about. This becomes very difficult when you work from home, are encouraged to stay at home because of nasty viruses, and have to share a home with spouses and pets.

Buddy can you spare a loo roll?

posted in: Animals, Health | 0

Hello everyone – here we are in March and all starring in a bad movie. The world has gone crazy, the stock market has gone mad, and toilet paper is the most talked-about item. Self-isolation is the new norm, and we all watch the news in abject horror at a world we don’t recognize.

It ain’t half hot mum

posted in: Animals, Gump, Health, Writing | 0

I actually started to write this back in March. But then I got very busy and serious. I wanted to focus on the mystery novel I was writing, and the blog kept getting in the way. So I have enjoyed a hiatus, and finished the first draft of my novel.

Ramblings….

posted in: Animals, Gump | 0

Another week draws to a close. It has been a good week for me, as Forrest the Gumpmeister has been in Alaska all week….yup, Alaska, the last wild frontier. He goes every year to fly fish for salmon.

Bubbles….

posted in: Animals, Exercise | 0

So the other day I went online and played Bubbletown. Back in the day when I was still a facebook person, I always got messages saying “So and so is on level 20 of Bubbletown”, and I thought it was some fancy mall somewhere….

Life in Tomato Patch USA-ugh

posted in: Animals, Gardening, Gump, Vehicles | 0

Hello again everyone. Another week draws to a close, and I am so ashamed to tell you that I have not lost a single ounce since my last post….I could make many excuses, and they would be good excuses, but the truth is I have maintained this illustrious weight due solely to the fact that I have stuffed everything covered in chocolate down my gaping and fat neck.