Goodbye Milton

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On Friday, a very dear friend of mine died. He was 75, and had been in poor health for the past 25 years. But he was one of the smartest people I think I have ever had the good fortune … Continued

Fat and Old

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I used to go to Thrift Stores and buy Barbie dolls that were naked, dirty and tossed unwanted into a dusty old box. They were priced from $1.00 to $2.50, and the price was written on their backs in greasy … Continued

Barbie Relocation

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I used to go to Thrift Stores and buy Barbie dolls that were naked, dirty and tossed unwanted into a dusty old box. They were priced from $1.00 to $2.50, and the price was written on their backs in greasy … Continued

Implants

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The difference between implants at age fifty and age thirty is where they actually go…….at thirty it is your breasts ……..at fifty it is your gums. I have a swollen mouth and a rich dentist……..

Bloody Cars

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Sometimes I think I am a lot like my car. Just when I need to get going, I can’t seem to get into gear. My poor old bones and joints are rather like the car’s shocks…..stripped. Lately, my car battery … Continued