Spring

The thing I hate about Spring is the realization that I have to start wearing clothes that show more bits and pieces of my body. No more chunky sweaters, baggy jeans and boots. Now I have to get very creative and figure out how to conceal my ample body without getting...

Goodbye Milton

On Friday, a very dear friend of mine died. He was 75, and had been in poor health for the past 25 years. But he was one of the smartest people I think I have ever had the good fortune to meet. Milt had a wicked sense of humour, and a sharp eye for the ladies –...

The Picture above is a depiction of my Brain…..

I have just spent the past hour searching for a digital file of a picture I took last year. I have been so meticulous about organizing my computer files. But last week, while still under post-sedation from my implant surgery -(just the teeth unfortunately) –...

Fat and Old

I used to go to Thrift Stores and buy Barbie dolls that were naked, dirty and tossed unwanted into a dusty old box. They were priced from $1.00 to $2.50, and the price was written on their backs in greasy pencil markings, rather like an eyebrow pencil lead. I bought...

Barbie Relocation

I used to go to Thrift Stores and buy Barbie dolls that were naked, dirty and tossed unwanted into a dusty old box. They were priced from $1.00 to $2.50, and the price was written on their backs in greasy pencil markings, rather like an eyebrow pencil lead. I bought...

Implants

The difference between implants at age fifty and age thirty is where they actually go…….at thirty it is your breasts ……..at fifty it is your gums. I have a swollen mouth and a rich dentist……..

Bloody Cars

Sometimes I think I am a lot like my car. Just when I need to get going, I can’t seem to get into gear. My poor old bones and joints are rather like the car’s shocks…..stripped. Lately, my car battery has decided to drain every 24 hours. This has...