The thing I hate about Spring is the realization that I have to start wearing clothes that show more bits and pieces of my body. No more chunky sweaters, baggy jeans and boots. Now I have to get very creative and figure out how to conceal my ample body without getting too warm. There are fashion & beauty consultants who can tell you if you are a fall spring … summer … winter … others who can tell you if you are a jewel tone … pastel tone …. natural tone …… and then there is me….. I am a fat consultant who can tell you ‘to take that outfit off and wear something that fits you properly ‘ ‘wow, that outfit should be worn by a 15 year-old, not you honey ‘ ‘why would you wear a mini skirt with those legs???’ Harsh words, but wouldn’t you rather hear the truth before you frighten small children? The solution to this dilemma is really quite simple – I am going to move to the North Pole.
