by jude bayton | Jun 14, 2011 | Age, Vehicles
I have discovered that I am on exactly the same downhill plunge as my car. I am 51 years old, my car is a little red convertible, and it is 18 years old. If 1 car year is equal to 2.9 human years, (and I think it is) then my car and I are the same age. So that...
by jude bayton | May 18, 2011 | Vacation
This past week I was fitted with a new mouth guard at the dentist. Apparently the purpose of this is to protect my teeth, and the millions of dollars I have spent on them, because at night, while dreaming about Mark Wahlberg, I grind my teeth. I have to say that I do...
by jude bayton | Apr 12, 2011 | Opinion, People
Last night I watched my recorded Oprah show while I sat on the couch eating dinner. Oprah’s guest was Shirley MacLaine – you know, the lady who has lived many times, lives in New Mexico and sees UFO’s on a regular basis. That Shirley MacLaine. She looked pretty good...
by jude bayton | Mar 28, 2011 | Opinion
For some reason I find my current situation rather amusing. It is 10:30 pm and my husband is already fast asleep. He does that ‘male’ thing where he can turn his brain dial to ‘sleep’, and be in REM land within one minute. I left him to it and...
by jude bayton | Mar 7, 2011 | Gardening
Wow, who would have thought that something coming out of the rear end of a large mammal could make food taste…..better? I do not like vegetables, a fact that caused great consternation to many, and one that kept me sitting at the dining table for many hours as a...
