Life in Tomato Patch USA-ugh

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Hello again everyone. Another week draws to a close, and I am so ashamed to tell you that I have not lost a single ounce since my last post….I could make many excuses, and they would be good excuses, but the truth is I have maintained this illustrious weight due solely to the fact that I have stuffed everything covered in chocolate down my gaping and fat neck.

How Would you like them eggs Ma’am?

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Hello dear friends….tis me….back from the dead…just when you thought I wouldn’t bother you again…..hah! It has been several MONTHS since my weary hands hit the keyboard to write to you all. There are many reasons to explain my absence … Continued


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Blimey, has it already been a week since I wrote to you all? I cannot believe it goes by so quickly, especially when some hours at work drrraaagggg . Moments last forever, but weeks fly by, it must be yet ANOTHER sign of aging?