by jude bayton | Sep 13, 2013 | Beauty, Sadness, Vehicles
The past two weeks, me and the Gumpster have been focusing on making our mechanic a millionaire. Ever since I had the dastardly car wreck a few weeks ago, there has been a pattern of things going wrong. Rather like when you go to the doctor’s for one thing, get...
by jude bayton | Mar 23, 2012 | Beauty, Food
Greetings….from your chocolate deprived (or is it depraved) friend Jude. Since I last whined to you I have….. Not been satiating my innate desire to devour all things chocolate Refrained from imbibing (well almost) vast quantities of vodka Shrunk my food portions down...
by jude bayton | Dec 7, 2010 | Beauty, Exercise, Health
This week I have 3 Christmas parties to go to. For 23 years, back when I was single and skinny, I would have given ANYTHING to have 3 parties to go to. But no, for 23 years I was condemned to nights of Rib Crib Chicken and Cheetos, vodka and gummy worms. I sat...
by jude bayton | Nov 9, 2010 | Beauty, Holidays
A few weeks ago I was bragging to all of you about how I was going to the gym. I was determined to finally lose all the post-pregnancy weight I have carried around for the past 34 years (funny how that works), and I was miraculously going to look younger and fitter,...
by jude bayton | Jul 8, 2010 | Beauty
You should see how gray my hair is nowadays…..yesterday I was getting into my car outside the butcher’s shop, clutching a bag of hot links like they were my new lover, when one of my neighbours from a year ago spotted me. I really don’t like her...
by jude bayton | May 25, 2010 | Beauty
Today I have on no make-up. I am at work, so the general public gets to see a 50 year old woman, with grey hair (and some blonde bits at the end where it is still growing out), wrinkles and a scary face….. As I get older, make-up seems to look a lot harsher. I...
