Barbie Relocation

I used to go to Thrift Stores and buy Barbie dolls that were naked, dirty and tossed unwanted into a dusty old box. They were priced from $1.00 to $2.50, and the price was written on their backs in greasy pencil markings, rather like an eyebrow pencil lead. I bought...

Implants

The difference between implants at age fifty and age thirty is where they actually go…….at thirty it is your breasts ……..at fifty it is your gums. I have a swollen mouth and a rich dentist……..

Bloody Cars

Sometimes I think I am a lot like my car. Just when I need to get going, I can’t seem to get into gear. My poor old bones and joints are rather like the car’s shocks…..stripped. Lately, my car battery has decided to drain every 24 hours. This has...